In the March 2022 edition of The Dragon, something rather strange appeared: a set of three haikus written by my dad about jury duty. For the May 2022 edition, he wrote some about road rage. My dad will not stop writing random haikus. Then again, no one has tried to stop him. Yet.

-Steven Sutton, Co-Editor in Chief .

My Dad’s Haikus About Road Rage

by Steven’s Dad, Rich Sutton

I like to change lanes

Signaling is for the weak!

Who dares honk at me??

Parking spot ideal

What the - Don't take it lady!

Imma key your car

Speed by, cut you off

My cool red car drives so fast

Is that your finger?